By John Moore
In an try to win the hand of Princess Gloria in marriage, Sir Terry slays a dragon-only to find he's killed the dragon in a neighboring state and inadvertently earned the devotion of the incorrect princess. and everybody is familiar with that obtaining caught with the incorrect woman is really a destiny worse than dragons.
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A Fate Worse Than Dragons by John Moore